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Top 10 Things More Fun Than Watching SOTU

Top 10 Things More Fun Than Watching SOTU

Plan ahead for Obama’s 2015 State of the Union address by choosing your favorite activities and scheduling in advance.

  1. A root canal
  2. Being audited by the IRS
  3. Falling on scissors
  4. Being boiled in oil
  5. Cleaning a junior high boys’ bathroom
  6. Passing a kidney stone
  7. Swallowing a monkey whole
  8. Having your gums infested with fly larvae
  9. Stitching a six inch gash in your leg with a pocket sewing kit
  10. Signing up for Obamacare

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  • Panchee January 29, 2014, 3:00 am

    #3!!!!!!!!!

    I’m doing that.

  • Paula January 29, 2014, 7:11 am

    I’d rather swim through shark infested water than watch.
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  • Marnee January 29, 2014, 7:20 am

    Best post ever. I will put #2 on my calendar.

  • Kathleen January 30, 2014, 10:26 am

    Love it! I actually babysat and watched Pocahontas instead. But, as much as I hate driving in snow, I’d rather drive through a blizzard.
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  • Tiffany w. February 1, 2014, 12:52 pm

    I was in labor then. WAY more fun.

  • Tiffany W February 1, 2014, 12:55 pm

    Whoops. I was in labor during this year’s address. I don’t plan to be in labor for next year’s.
    At least I was doing something productive and worthwhile!

    (For the record, I did announce to the entire delivery room following my baby’s birth, that I was glad I didn’t ever have to do that again. This is my sixth and last baby.)

  • Sagar Nandwani March 16, 2014, 1:46 am

    Really!! Were back to political rhetoric? I find everything said to be a bunch of bologna.
    Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. Watching someone eat is more entertaining than the state of the union and a panthers game.

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